Booze and Boobs @ Boob Critic

What to do while stuck at home?

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David on March 30, 2020: (Reply)
Glad to hear about your new phone and more postings in your future! I hope you keep the “boobs and booze” theme and name going so your fans won’t miss any of your posts. I’d love to see photos of you sitting down and letting them hang all soft and natural.
- Husband on March 31, 2020: (Reply)
  Wife’s boobs out is another.
- Husband on March 31, 2020: (Reply)
  Soapy wet boobs and Soapy wet boobs #2 are others you can check out. Also side boob hard nipples. New at this and we didn’t think of keeping the same theme. We’ll do better.
- Husband on March 31, 2020: (Reply)
  I like the suggestion. New phone takes a much better picture. Any other poses you’d like?
  - Kevin on April 1, 2020: (Reply)
    Yes. 1. 45 degree angle from face-on with arms at sides (but don’t block the view 😉 while sitting accentuates underboob and between boob curves. 2. For soft/saggy boob fans, try sitting with arms at sides and either leaning slightly forward or leaning back a ways to show how that sexy droop makes them look sexy soft. 3. Before-and-after nip photos (half hour topless in a warm room to relax nips and then compare side-by-side photos with after putting ice cubes on nips to take them to the max) Suck on boobs too if that helps. Or just put ice on one boob for comparison. 4. Action shots in back yard (Water from garden hose running/dripping off boobs; Jogging or jumping rope in bright sun for stop-action to catch interesting boob shapes; Bending over or on hands and knees while topless gardening; Barbequeing). 5. Cooking in kitchen in skimpy apron tied at waist that leaves tits and rear exposed: kneading bread, making cookies, making banana split, dripping chocolate on boobs, mixing drinks. 6. Everyday casual “topless living” outfits and situations like with skirt tied at waist a few inches under boobs. 7. Reading or sitting at computer topless or in unbuttoned blouse or tied-at-waist blouse exposing one or both boobs. 8. Overalls with nothing under it will yield hours of photographic fun.
    That should keep your camera busy!
    - Her Friend With Benefits on April 2, 2020: (Reply)
      Great suggestions Kevin, to the husband… I would like to see her on hands & knees with a glimpse of her pussy between the cleavage… similar to this: https://www.boobcritic.com/2017/07/fine-wine-letting-the-girls-hang/
      - Husband on April 2, 2020: ()
        Good suggestion.
    - Husband on April 1, 2020: (Reply)
      Challenge accepted.
      - Her Friend With Benefits on April 3, 2020: ()
        Awesome! Really looking forward to seeing her girls hang free!…and your skills from behind the camera 😉 cleanfun8@hotmail.com
A A Ron on March 30, 2020: (Reply)
I’ll take the booze. You guys can have these tits. They don’t do much for me.
Jason on March 29, 2020: (Reply)
Nothing beats a real set of tits. Five stars!
Ken on March 29, 2020: (Reply)
Perfect whiskey and tits! I Love them both!
Johnny on March 28, 2020: (Reply)
Classic great-looking REAL breasts. Love how they’re not a perfect matched set. Hubby/boyfriend feels like he would like a petite boobie? a B to C-cup? Fondle her left one. Feeling greedy? wanting something bigger? D-cup? Give her right one the love and attention it deserves. Wanting more perky? Wanting more of a “hanging off to the side” “come to momma” style? They’re both available. Can’t decide between those two delicious choices? Then just snuggle up between them and try a little of each! Some naive guys go for plastic-looking, fake-looking, “seen-one-you’ve-seen-them-all” tits. How boring! I’ll choose real tits, thank you very much. No contest! Madame, thank you for sharing your charms. And lady, gotta tell ya, your nipples are awsome.
- Thanks for liking on March 29, 2020: (Reply)
  Husband just bought a new phone. You’ll get to see many more.
xraytech_2@hotmail.com on March 28, 2020: (Reply)
Titties and booze…the only way to quarantine at home!
Bob on March 28, 2020: (Reply)
When you’re “stuck” at home with a beautiful wife like this one you get drunk & tell her all of the twisted fantasies that you’ve had about her getting fucked by other men about watching her with another beautiful woman as they bring each other to an orgasmic frenzy. While she’s drunk get her to tell you how many men that she’s blown & fucked since marriage.
Then fuck her hard, rest a little drink some more ask about her past lovers then fuck her again & again
- Her Friend With Benefits on March 29, 2020: (Reply)
  She is the one your mother told you to stay away from… and she is my kinda girl! btw… let her know I will meet her tonite at our usual spot 😉
- George on March 29, 2020: (Reply)
  So you don’t trust your wife then?
- Lovetheboobs on March 28, 2020: (Reply)
  I like how you think Bob.
- Your uncle Ron on March 28, 2020: (Reply)
  I was thinking that we’d just drink some Coors lights and play Monopoly. But, hey – to each their own.